ButtTime

same as "butt dial" but with FaceTime.

Person 1. "Did you just FaceTime me?"
Person 2. "Nah sorry I ButtTimed you."

by MegaDarkhorse May 22, 2015

buttcrispy

Like a Rice Crispy, but it come out your butt

"whats a Buttcrispy?"

"it's like a Rice Crispy, but it comes out your butt"

as said by Lola the German Shepard puppy on 12th feb 2017

by darwins February 12, 2017

Buttcram

The art of putting way too much stuff into your rear end.

A name you can call someone who likes putting things up their rear end.

"You are a master of buttcram"

"Oi! Buttcram!"

by Rich T July 16, 2006

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016

buttslime

1.An annoying residual goo which clings to the rim of the anus, the origin of which is most likely a foul bout of hellacious diarrhea.
2.Any smeary substance, no matter the origin, which has deposited on, or in the vecinity of the butthole.
3. A person whose behavior may be characterized the same way. Usually this person is not welcomed company.

"I had to throw out some undershorts yesterday before I could do my laundry at my girl's apartment. I had some nasty buttslime that left tracks on my shorts."

"I wish that buttslime Bill would shut the hell up, and leave already."

by SallieSunshine October 25, 2006

Buttcramp

A person that is acting in a way more than that of a nuisance and just below that of a pain-in-the-ass.

Hey dude, I was having a good time until you decided to be a BUTTCRAMP

by Diablogypsy April 8, 2010

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 26, 2010