Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.

Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!

by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011

buttplugger

n. a slang term referring to one of the homosexual persuasion, usually applied when one happens to cut you off while walking or irritates you in any specific way.

Get the hell out of my way, Buttplugger!

by C. M. March 29, 2005

Buttplug McGillicuddy

A jolly fellow with a cork or other like objects lodged in the ass that causes a sharp and snuffy attitude.

Mr. Belvedere was the sit com version of a Buttplug McGillicuddy.

by RL Allen October 26, 2007

buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

buttslut

one with a compulsion for taking it in the ass.

this is the third guy this week that she just met and had anal with...what a buttslut.

by kat November 18, 2003

buttasaurus

n. a girl having an enormously large and round and juicy and vuluptious ass, usually associated with having the tendency to knock shit over. Its almost to the point where it is too large and gross but it is still hot. (awkward stage of anal growth).

Ange is such a buttasaurus that when you do her in the butt its like your penis is being eaten alive.

by mierschy August 14, 2006

buttslutopotimus

a stage of higher being in the slut realm.

your sister is the buttslutopotimus at this party.

by mnkypushinbutins September 10, 2010