butthanger

A dried-up piece of poo, that always get's stuck to your anus. Normally used to describe someone, who annoys you and/or follow you around.

Your such a butthanger.
Butthanger!
Your annoying just like a butthanger.

by MeowScratch July 10, 2014

buttranger

one who squeezes butts regardless of previously knowing the person

pronounced Berangér

"She just pinched that artsy guys butt"
"yeah shes a buttranger"

by A.Chang666 September 10, 2009

Budtangled

The phenomenon when you take your ear buds out of your pocket and they mysteriously, spontaneously, come out in knots. In a way that it would take you effort to do it on your own.

My earbuds were budtangled after just 30 minutes of being in my pocket.

by ACFTfixer December 12, 2018