Buttkiss

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.

Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.

by Jyrkface November 20, 2009

Buttkill

To get anal on a one night stand.

Dude you get the buttkill last night? Yup

or

I totally got the butkill

by J-bone2391 December 19, 2010

Buttsim

The streak of sweat that sometimes forms along your butt crack and shows outside on your pants and sometimes the bottom of your shirt.

Look, Larry is showing some buttsim around his ass crack.

by den052 April 12, 2012

buttkissface

parallel to “butterface” derived from Shameless

When a guy has a very nice body,voice, personality, etc. but is ugly therefore being attracted to everything but his face

Person 1: Omg I might hook up with Jackson
Person 2: He’s a buttkissface. I wouldn’t do it
Person 1: Whats that?
Person 2: It’s basically saying he’s attractive but his face.

by 1loveyou<3 August 23, 2021

buttkiss

The physical act of placing your butt against someone else's and simultaneously farting.

Dude, when we buttkissed she had a wet one. It smelled horrible.

by unccary June 17, 2008

ButtKisser

John; the employee; person who steps in and backdoors other employees, by pampering the president while the assistant to the President is out of town

John the employee, steps in while the assistant is out of town, makes coffee and tea for the President and also supplies her with doughnuts, and in the process, makes other employees, who are also buttkisser, but not "butt kissers" of equal proportion, feel guilty and look bad by not living up to the same buttkissing standards. :-)

by John Buttkisser October 7, 2004

Buttime

When a person accidentally Facetime dials another person on their smartphone, similar to the common term “buttdial”.

It hilarious when I buttime my brother at 2 am.

by Kyxkyxkycuph53;7(88),).)/4;7(7 April 4, 2021