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pussy broker

The leader of a group of ladies who must be made happy and kept occupied in order for your buddies to hit on her friends. If this dear is not kept busy she may throw some sort of fit causing great turmoil and demanding the undivided attention of her accompanying debutants, this may ruin everyone’s fun. This lady is often referred to as the P.B. or peanut butter.
“C, check out the bachelorette party over there.” I’m all over it. I will be in the midst of it as soon as I can figure out who the pussy broker is.”

“Hey Chad you take the peanut butter so we can work.”

Warning: In large groups of woman and in older groups of women there may be 2 or even more brokers. It is imperative that each male pick a broker to entertain for the rest of the men to succeed. In rare instances a man can keep two brokers entertained. This task should not be taken lightly. It usually takes a seasoned cougar hawk to accomplish this.
by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007
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Cock Broker

A friend that hooks you up with dudes like it's his/her job.
Jake is an amazing Cock Broker; he totally hooked up his buddy with that hot piece from his work.
by Topalopogous January 12, 2009
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brokerite

brokerite is another name for a hipster or an indie kid. this term was invented after the release of the crime videogame Grand Theft Auto IV. the indie radio station, known as Radio Broker, describes hipsters (or those to hipster to call themselves hipster) or brokerites.
Bob: tom, your such a brokerite man

Tom: im to cool to be broker
by the gentlemen thief November 11, 2009
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Broker than tristen

Anyone who is specifically broker than tristen

Especially people named dontraiz
1: He’s literally broker than tristen

2: bet he’s not as broke as dontraiz tho
by Barbecue sandwhich biy February 26, 2022
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social broker

A professional individual providing necessary social therapy for individuals in need social interaction with the intent of meeting the needs both parties.
She is one of the best social brokers that I know of.
by gstock November 19, 2016
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BrokerZuka

gay old men gay old men omg shoutout to the gay old men
“BrokerZuka is like an amazing Phighting ship man.”
by I am an idot :3 June 25, 2023
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straight broker

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.
Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him
by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007
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