Burkettiquette

Burkettiquette is defined as uninvited intrusion into an acceptance speech either not yet or having just begun by an honoree. Although similar to being Kanyed, this interruption is marked not by dissatisfaction with the honoree being chosen so much as it is to spite the honoree due to once having involvement in the project for which the honor is being bestowed but instead feeling entitled to speak on the project's behalf.

Friend 1: Did you see the 82nd Annual Oscar's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, why?
Friend 1: Elinor Burkett totally interrupted Roger Ross Williams before he could get out his acceptance speech.
Friend 2: Oh yeah, that? Talk about bad etiquette.
Friend 1: No, more like bad Burkettiquette.

by Ben Chott March 8, 2010

buritto sleeve

Basically foreskin

1.Gross you still have a Buritto Sleeve on your cock I'm not touching that thing.

2. I love sucking on your Buritto Sleeve there's so much pre.

by I suck cock for likes September 30, 2017

Squishing the Buritto

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

by JC24 February 16, 2009

Burkett

A gentleman with a giant cock. One who is deserving of penetration of your female butthole. Bitches come from far and wide to get a taste of the ship smeared tree trunk. Like the line in the famous movie Field of Creams, "if you suck it, he will cum".

Horny girl -I want to be analized. I'm calling Burkett!

by The horny girl August 11, 2018

Burkite

A person who is renowned for constantly pwning for no real reason, (especially Bishmites), being more equal than everyone else and generally doing whatever they want.

Hapless Bishmite: You can't just give me a D- when my partner got an an A+
Dr Burke PHD: I'm a Burkite, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!

by Callumius: The Supreme Burkite August 25, 2010

illegal burritto

A mexican that has crossed the border illegally

Jose is a illegal Burritto

by JakeReptar October 16, 2009

Burkittsville

A town where scary shit did not go down but everyone pretends it did. The only thing of interest is Spook Hill in which gravity is flipped sideways and your car is actually pulled up the mountain by the ghosts of dead soldiers. O yea, its also an olde battlefield from the Civil War.

Please save yourself and do not come to Burkittsville.

by bwitch October 17, 2008