turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 15, 2003

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 02, 2004

Butt Burgler

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"

by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008

Fun Burgler

Someone who takes away, spoils or ruins all the fun of others.

Sean Preston and Jayden James are such Fun Burglers!!!

by Jesslyn Kelly August 06, 2008

shmee burgler

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

by Stags June 22, 2008

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 08, 2003

nugget burgler

Homosexual, poofter, raving mincer, arse bandit et al....

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008