Bandemic

Band•dem•ic
/band’demik/
Noun.

1. Creativity making money during a pandemic

2. The pandemic never stopped your income

Turn the Pandemic into a Bandemic. There’s a 101 hustles. Get you one.

by @Ayyo_tiki September 27, 2020

Bendel

Bendel is a designation for an attractive woman. It is a very positive word.

Omg look at that Bendel!
She's such a Bendel!

by whythefucc November 6, 2020

bandemic

the period of time in which smart capitalist individuals made/continue to accumulate wealth from side hustles and businesses

Nah bro we not in a pandemic we in a bandemic. I resold flint 13s for 300 on release day in that bandemic.

by brownboysoles December 21, 2020

Dilisio blunder

When one makes a mistake on the opening move of a board game and will not be able to win the game as a result. This is usually said in jest as in "I see you're placing the settlement on a 10 stone, that'll prove to be a Delisio blunder" (Catan) but can be serious "You bid 18 victory points to be the first player?!? On turn one!?! What a Dilisio blunder!" (Five Tribes). This phrase was coined during a Dice Tower Top Ten list posted on October 15, 2020.

Do you know that you just pulled a Dilisio blunder?

I'm just trying to avoid the Dilisio blunder here.

by BCS0015 October 15, 2020

Richard bender

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will bend to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will bend to the right.

The new guy's a Richard bender.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

wikipedia bender

An hours-long plumbing of the depths of Wikipedia. One interesting article links to another and before you know it you've wasted the whole day. Often facilitated by mild stimulants, such as caffeine.

I just wanted to know the difference between bourbon and whiskey. The next thing I knew, my browser had dozens of tabs open on topics including Aegeus the goat-man, the 1932 Summer Olympics, and a list of the tallest structures in Norway. I was on a wikipedia bender.

by double butt September 30, 2010

Wonder Blunder

Noun:
a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable by way of a stupid or careless mistake.

I was amazed at how it worked out to his advantage even though he screwed up big time. It was a real wonder blunder

by Ban Dearg October 7, 2016