Shitting Bumwank

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.

Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?

by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010

Bwanker

A bwanker is a high level banker (mainly Irish) who has been part of the reckless lend, lend, lend culture which led mainly to the recession of 2008/9. Part of the cronie culture, the bwanker acts with the apparent blessing of his government buddies, and seems free from blame in anything he does or has done.

"Ireland has gone down the toilet! I can't get a job, pay my mortgage, and I am eating out of the neighbour's dustbin to survive!"
"So, who's fault is that?"
"Awww.. you know yourself! Sure its the government and the bwankers."

by Xsnrg February 4, 2010

Bumwank

Absolute spanner. A term used in frustration towards someone who has pissed you off.

"Oi, bumwank, what did you do that for?"

by Fairly Talented Thespian January 30, 2008

Bumbanger

Someone who enjoys anal penetration

Also, slang for unliked person (knob)

Gay porn: bunch of bumbangers.

by Huw Cake March 3, 2004

Buzzwanker

A person who is accidentally electrocuted during the act of masturbation.

"Dude so sad what happened to Fred... He are he passed away last night"

Friend: "I know but what a way to go jerking off in a toaster he was a huge Buzzwanker, RIP..."

by Vegetablerightsandpeas July 29, 2016

Bwanker

A bwanker is a high level banker (mainly Irish) who has been part of the reckless lend, lend, lend culture which led mainly to the recession of 2008/9. Part of the cronie culture, the bwanker acts with the apparent blessing of his government buddies, and seems free from blame in anything he does or has done.

"Ireland has gone down the toilet! I can't get a job, pay my mortgage, and I am eating out of the neighbour's dustbin to survive!"
"So, who's fault is that?"
"Awww.. you know yourself! Sure its the government and the bwankers."

by Xsnrg February 4, 2010

bwanker

the term given to bankers since the 2008 fiasco of bringing recession in to the world

i'm heading to zucotti park, i'm gonna diss these bwankers all day long

by kbx911 December 15, 2011