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A person who is accidentally electrocuted during the act of masturbation.

"Dude so sad what happened to Fred... He are he passed away last night"

Friend: "I know but what a way to go jerking off in a toaster he was a huge Buzzwanker, RIP..."

Buzzwanker by Vegetablerightsandpeas July 29, 2016

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bushwanker

a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration

Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.

bushwanker by mérovée January 19, 2008

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budwanker

Someone who can't stop saying 'WAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPP....' after those budweiser ads..

Tim: Wassup!!
Bob: Shut up , you stupid Budwanker!

budwanker by ganja_guru December 12, 2004

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buswanker

someone who always catches the bus instead of using other ways of transportation.

OMG, that old lady is such a buswanker.

buswanker by M- Rabbit :P April 28, 2009

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Bumwanker

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

Bumwanker by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

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pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

pokey bumwanker by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

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buzzangers

A women with extremely large breasts

Hey dude check out the buzzangers on that babe !!!!

buzzangers by Boss Mann G February 22, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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