Buzzwanker 

A person who is accidentally electrocuted during the act of masturbation.

"Dude so sad what happened to Fred... He are he passed away last night"

Friend: "I know but what a way to go jerking off in a toaster he was a huge Buzzwanker, RIP..."

Buzzwanker by Vegetablerightsandpeas July 29, 2016

bushwanker

a member (past, present or wannabe) of the Bush administration

Flossie's Café on K Street is always full of bushwankers.

bushwanker by mérovée January 19, 2008

budwanker

Someone who can't stop saying 'WAAASSSSUUUUPPPPPP....' after those budweiser ads..

Tim: Wassup!!
Bob: Shut up , you stupid Budwanker!

budwanker by ganja_guru December 12, 2004

buswanker

someone who always catches the bus instead of using other ways of transportation.

OMG, that old lady is such a buswanker.

buswanker by M- Rabbit :P April 28, 2009

Bumwanker 

Someone so confused and sexually naive that they attempt to masturbate their whole ass instead of the correct sexual anatomy.

'yeah, that nebu, he's a right bumwanker'

Bumwanker by cassiusgay August 20, 2009

pokey bumwanker 

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

pokey bumwanker by yeah daddy October 23, 2008

buzzangers 

A women with extremely large breasts

Hey dude check out the buzzangers on that babe !!!!

buzzangers by Boss Mann G February 22, 2019