Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".
She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.
by Richard Crainum III February 10, 2005
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Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.
“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”
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Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump
I gave Mary a bumpkin last night
by Stevo#16 December 01, 2007
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Bumpkin

Someone with extreme country grammar usually can be found on the boarder of the United States, a case more common among females being currently listed as a chronic disease of southern awkwardness.
Bumpkin - anyone who is a less severe redneck

Wow that Payton’s a real Bumpkin
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Bumpkin

Generally a female from the cuntry called with a cuntry sounding name such as Sheree or something similar
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bumpkin

An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
by SF NY March 30, 2004
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bumpkin

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town
Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.
by Toria March 29, 2004
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