Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".

She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.

by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005

Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.

“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump

I gave Mary a bumpkin last night

by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007

Bumpkin

Someone with extreme country grammar usually can be found on the boarder of the United States, a case more common among females being currently listed as a chronic disease of southern awkwardness.

Bumpkin - anyone who is a less severe redneck

Wow that Payton’s a real Bumpkin

by BumpkinGirl2 May 10, 2018

Bumpkin

Generally a female from the cuntry called with a cuntry sounding name such as Sheree or something similar

Sheree was a good ole cuntry bumpkin

by In your hole cuntry February 17, 2017

bumpkin

An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.

by SF NY March 30, 2004

bumpkin

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.

by Toria March 28, 2004