The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
Get the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack mug.A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
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Derogatory term for a homosexual male, a cross between the terms 'bender' and 'bummer.' Made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
1. (Original Context)
Neil's dad: Neil! What the hell is going on?! Oh! This place smells like a brewery, and not a nice one. Jay, there's always trouble when you're around, but Will I'm especially surprised at you. I'm so sorry, Steve.
Will: Oh, PISS OFF!
Neil's dad: What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: Oh, I'm so sorry. My manners. Piss off PLEASE!
Neil's dad: I've had enough of your lip.
Will: Oh you'd like my lip wouldn't you... right round your bell end, if Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You BUMDER!
2. (Everyday use)
"Oi mate, what's with the earring/pink shirt/George Michael CD/(whatever)? You a bumder or something?"
Neil's dad: Neil! What the hell is going on?! Oh! This place smells like a brewery, and not a nice one. Jay, there's always trouble when you're around, but Will I'm especially surprised at you. I'm so sorry, Steve.
Will: Oh, PISS OFF!
Neil's dad: What? Don't talk to me like that in my own house!
Will: Oh, I'm so sorry. My manners. Piss off PLEASE!
Neil's dad: I've had enough of your lip.
Will: Oh you'd like my lip wouldn't you... right round your bell end, if Mr Chippy doesn't get there first! What's he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You BUMDER!
2. (Everyday use)
"Oi mate, what's with the earring/pink shirt/George Michael CD/(whatever)? You a bumder or something?"
by Shit in your mum's cunt January 9, 2013
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a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
by atticlight86 February 10, 2013
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OK. You said you ain't want no smoke, but I see yo' ass is still woofin' on The 'Gram. So until you get these hands, I'm on yo' bumper, nigga!
by prettycoolPJ February 28, 2017
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Get the bumder mug.1. An expression of disappointment or sympathy
2. The formal Polish word for "bummer" (often found in the pluralistic form)
2. The formal Polish word for "bummer" (often found in the pluralistic form)
by arrowhead37 November 3, 2010
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