bumfiddler

Someone who fiddles with their own bums or a mates bum.

Roger: "I went into Frankie's room and he was fingering himself."

Jermaine "That dude is a bumfiddler"

by jeremiah1234 March 28, 2010

Bumpaddle

Despite what you may be told, Bumpaddle is not a British sport similar to Cricket. It is, in fact, a cricket themed pornography magazine.

Michael, upon noticing is son has seen the Bumpaddle cover line: “Visit From The Swat Team”: "“We’re just getting back from the bumpaddle courts."

by Slijper January 29, 2021

Bufuddled

When someone absolutely fucks you so hard that you loose your memory

Bro I def bufuddled that bitch

by lilyazmae May 1, 2022

BumFuddle

1)To fuddle someones bum.
2)To play someones bum with a fiddle.

Harry tillet is always BumFuddling himself.
Joe Hurst BumFuddled me last night while i was sleeping.

by Harry Clarke February 26, 2004