Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

I ship the bullshit

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit

GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

by LARRY/CAMREN/FREMIONE SHIPPER March 28, 2015

bitchass bullshit

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.

"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."

by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016

mickey mouse bullshit

A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.

"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."

by Andrew Wesker December 30, 2007

urban bullshit

when you are looking up a word and now there are bullshit commercials along with it! :(

" I happened to notice that there is urban bullshit comercials on here as well--BULLSHIT!!

by truckintim87 April 10, 2009

bullshit ass nigga

worthless dude, someone who has no value or substance to anything they say or do

Did Joe come by today? Man, that bullshit ass nigga aint even show up.

by Creek Dawg March 9, 2014

some bullshit

A response to an unfair or frustrating situation. Related to bullshit.

"Shit dude, my parents just told me I can't have the car tonight."
"Man, that's some bullshit."

"Jeez! I just cannot believe that the Ticketmaster service charge is more than the price of this ticket!"
"Yep. That is some bullshit."

"Irony is like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife..."
"Not exactly. More accurately, that is some bullshit."

by popesicle January 2, 2009