ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.

David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.

by B-M-B April 26, 2003

Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.

At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!

by Stadium seller April 15, 2009

buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008

buttscratcher

-Was yelled a lot at Otakon 2009, got very annoying by the end of the convention, buttscratcher must die.

-"buttscratcher!!!!"
--"buttscratcher!!!!"

by keycard21218 August 4, 2009

ballscratcher

A golf player scratching the golfball for cleaner balls... And more precise shots..

"Either he is cheating, or he's one helluva ballscratcher!!!"

by Halvor Blindheim July 12, 2004

bullsnatch

Bullshit, only a little oxymoronic.

Dude, this is bullsnatch

by olso2102 April 12, 2007