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ugly bulldozer

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.
Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.
by The Real Governor January 2, 2009
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bulldozing that lip closet

When a male has sex with a girl's mouth or vagina with his penis... Since both (the vag and mouth) have lips.
I thought about bending her over and stickin' it in her pooter but instead I kept on bulldozing that lip closet for days.
by WillytMU December 4, 2012
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Dirty Bulldozer

When a girl is on her back and you are done blowing a load on her, you climb off and drag your asshole across her nose.
After I squirted in her eye, I gave her a dirty bulldozer!
by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008
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Cincinnati Bulldozer

When you are fucking a chic from behind, doggy style... You grab her wrists and pull them back behind your waste so she is straddling you, then proceed to walk around and bash her into stuff like her TV or somethin.
The reason that your TV is busted is cause I preformed the Cincinnati Bulldozer on your mom last night.
by John Vandenbor January 2, 2009
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Georgia Bulldozer

When you are doing a chick doggy style. You go in like your going to grab her tits and abruptly swing your arms outwards so she falls on her face. Now start pushing her around the room into coffe tables, lamps, etc. making bulldozing sounds.
I Georgia bulldozer that bitch so hard she got a concussion
by buttfugers September 6, 2012
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Enema Bulldozer

The act of ejaculating semen into the partner's rectum, then while the penis is still inserted, the person begins urinating in the anal cavity. Then when finished, the person pulls out the penis and punches the partner in the ass while the urine and semenal fluid oozes out.
Did you hear about Marcus? He didn't come to school today because Stanley gave him one hell of an Enema Bulldozer last night.
by i jah April 26, 2009
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Bulldozing

The act of completely dominating a conversation, whether amongst a crowd or an intimate conversation. the "Bulldozer" can be anyone, inebriated or not, so long as everyone else that has something can't, simply because the said person just talks louder to drown them out.
Tim: Hey guys i went to th...
Shannon: Man, i was over at the mall yesterday, and i say this movie, it was cool.
Jim: What were you saying, Tim?
Tim: Oh, just that i went and saw Iron ma...
Shannon: You'll never guess who i say at the mall yesterday! Fuckin Lance!
Tim: Dude, im getting out of the way of this bulldozing, i can't say shit.
by likmeyuengling June 12, 2010
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