Bulldog

a) Someone that is mentaly retarded. A fat and lazy person who is incapable of an intelligent thought. This is due to the nature of how a bulldog looks and acts. Bulldogs are highly envious of other people as the result from an inferiority complex.

b) A person that is not very good at athletics.

a) Dan is a bulldog, so it is hard for him to make good grades and talk to good looking girls.

b) That bulldog cannot catch one single pass.

by JoeyGladstone October 8, 2010

Bulldog

A small, friendly breed of dog originally used for bull fighting. Very good with kids. Resemebles a furry bowling ball.

Why are your children hugging a furry coconut?
Oh that's just our bulldog.

by Sugar Plumps July 7, 2017

Bulldog

Ugly, not attractive

'She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle'

by Kittymiaowmiaow June 20, 2006

Bulldog

The cutest and most sweet type of person on the planet. They are super uplifting and make peoples day better just by talking to them. There is also no-one funnier than them

"Macdaddy is a bulldog"

by The best there ever w@s December 27, 2017

Bulldogs

Never backing down even when the odds are against you.

The whole country thought the Butler Bulldogs would get beat first round. Look at them now final 4 baby.

by bulldog317 March 26, 2011

bulldog

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

bulldogging

Well, for those of you that are familiar with rodeo you know what that means. It's when one peson jumps off a horse and grabs the steers horns and tries to get all the steers legs off the ground for a spit decond, and it goes a little like this: There are two horses and a steer. One rider and horse on each side of the steer, the rider on the right is to keep the steer running in a straight line, the rider on the left will just off their horse and grab the steers horns and as quickly as possible try to get all four of the steers legs off the ground for a split second, and it's a hell of allota fun.

Cowboy up you pussy lets do some bulldogging, that steer ain't gonna hurt ya.

by Buckle Bunnie June 25, 2006