buggerize

To cause complete and irreparable misfuction.

I think I just buggerized the coffee maker.

by zmp February 10, 2005

buggering

the act of shoving a penis into a butt hole

mum, me and alex have been buggering each other

by dan July 29, 2003

Bumgerine

3 or more bums face inwards forming the segments of a tangerine. This is often enjoyed by being penetrated through the middle via tongue finger or penis.

Who these hoes formed a bumgerine around my dick last night. It was erotic af.

by Bambambum June 28, 2023

burgerize

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.

"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"

by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007

rugger buggers

These are thick, blockheaded, assholes who can't do much but get drunk and play Rugby. Often bully people while in school, then after leaving do any of the following:
1. Try to play rugby professionally, but fail, and work in their daddy's company.
2. Become major alcoholics and become extemely sad and sit around in the pubs all day talking about their "glory days".
3. (My personal favorite) Roll over and die somewhere...

Rugger buggers: Focking hell mon, let go get focking drunk, then snort some Creo and deck some focking birds.

by justplaintom September 10, 2006

buggering about

to waste time doing something pointless, like "faffing about" on a Toyota Celica GT4 st205.

(also "to bugger about" )

- in this use, bugger has no connection to sodomy.

Where's Nathan?
Buggering about, polishing his motor again!
Tsk! What a faffer...

by pob1 August 24, 2006

buggeree

One who is buggered, as opposed to one who does the buggering (a buggerer).

"Alright Kids, I'll race you all to the Neverland sign... Last one there is today's buggeree."

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005