Pickle Buffing

another way of defining blow job

That bitch stephanie wouldn't give up on the pickle buffing until I nutted

by king flawless on da thrown December 22, 2008

buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

by dana_mix October 14, 2007

buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

buffering

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.

"Buffering . . . "

by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

Buffetish

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.

Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011

free buffing

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also known as free muffing or going commando.

Halfway through dinner Jennifer told me she was free buffing and I couldn't get my mind off of tagging her the rest of the meal

by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

buffering

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)

DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...

by Appelby October 20, 2009