buttmuffins

Cakes that appear on your butt.

Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass

by jd_haze February 15, 2009

Cudmuffin

Muffin consisting primarily of the substance cud

"awww man, did you see that dude eat that cudmuffin?"
"yeah dude, that was whack."

by Joe January 31, 2004

buttmuffin

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.

I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!

by ButtMuffin July 5, 2006

buttmuffin

An assloaf.

I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

buttmuffin

A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.

I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak

by NogginFresh November 29, 2010

beemuffinsandjam

dumbass mf who made a SOU HIYORI BODY PILLOW

have you heard of beemuffinsandjam on tiktok?
yeah they made the hiyori body pillow right?

by kenqies July 12, 2021

Buttmuffin

Similar to a "shart"
It is the attempt to fart, but have a solid poop squish in your undies instead.

I was really gassy today but had to run home because I dropped a "buttmuffin"

by PatFenis13 November 11, 2021