buckfast

the best alcoholic drink ever invented.a rich red,almost black wine, made by the wonderful benedictine monks.has many added chemicals such as sodium glycerophosphate and the ever more lovely vanillin. although known as "lurgan champagne", the truth of the matter is that Craigavon has the highest consumption of wine per person anywhere in the world.known the province over as "a 10 of wine", "buckie" , or most simply, "a bottle".

wee lad:"here mister go in to da offees and git us a bottle of buckfast, go on ahead."
me:"fuck aff wee lad ive been barred from here before for that"

by Kunstable January 18, 2007

buckfast

An energy drink mixed with fortified wine, sold only in the most budget of newsagents. gets you another kind of drunk, like an animal.

I drank so much buckfast at Glastonbury this year, i think i killed a man with my bare hands and then shagged his girlfriend for 12 hours, but i can't remember.....

by jackoloko92 February 18, 2009

Buckfast

See also wordLurgan Champagne/word
and wordBucky/word

Goin' down the offie' for bottle of Bucky Jonto leek?

by OB July 31, 2003

buckfast

It is old and it is beautiful and it's colour it is fine
It is not the sash I am on about it is buckfast tonic wine!!!!.

A bottle of wine and I feel fine here we go it's hammer time!!

buckfast what can i say its fantastic end of!

by JP01 April 6, 2007

Buckfest

A party held by group of moderately unpopular seniors in highschool that get beligerently drunk whilst screaming fictional words and speaking in a nonexsistent language. Buckfests are typically held in houses where the parents are out of town.

When is the next Buckfest? I need to know whether I'm getting sangria from that one thing or not.

by knubyrd December 21, 2010

Bottle Of Beat The Wife [buckfast] [buckie] [bucky]

A Northern Irish colloquialism for a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine. Given this nickname due to the aggressive, violent and often destructive behaviour that the beverage can induce.

"Dude, how come you were going so mental in the pit during Slayer?"
"Bottle Of Beat The Wife buckfast buckie bucky"before i got here!"

by Will Bradley January 15, 2009

Buckfast

Cat piss and battery acid mixed together and called an alcoholic beverage.

there is nothing as vile as buckfast

by SpacedOut May 7, 2005