Brunch

A term used to describe your average, basic white girl. You know how when you go to brunch and you have a few mimosas with the girls so you’re not quiet drunk but you’re not sober... you’re halfway to greatness.

Girl 1: “omg girl, Olivia is so brunch. Her ass is flat and she’s basic but at least she’s not ugly”
Girl 2: “props to her for trying but she just got brunched”

by Clazzaaaaa July 6, 2019

Brunch

Lunch with 2 or more men that typically end with gay sex. Other words called Bro Lunch

Guy 1- "Are you going to Kyle's Brunch} later?

Guy 2- "Yeah, I heard there will be like 5 other people going"

by Tramlamar April 19, 2018

Brunch

Often wrongly identified as a simply mixture of breakfast and lunch without any regard to time of day, brunch actually refers to the time of food consumption. Brunch begins after breakfast but prior to lunch. Specifically, it begins no sooner than 10am and no later than 12pm.

It's 10:45am... The perfect time for brunch!

by John John Doe Doe May 5, 2015

Brunch

Tea and a biscuit eaten between breakfast and lunch by women or homos.

Oh, look at those two, totally off to get some brunch.

by robog May 23, 2012

Brunch

Food eaten whenever the fuck during the day because the person eating it is fancy as fuck.

Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."

by DDDouche May 11, 2015

Brunch

It means irritated buthole. It comes from crunch, but the C is changed to a B from buthole. French people like to lick irritated butholes so they called their lunch 'brunch'.

"I went to the toilet and now I have a brunch!!" or "Some Frenchman licked my brunch and it was great!"

by PoolseSchilder November 6, 2011

Brunch

A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.

They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.

ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.

Brunch? What retard came up with that?

by Biafra J July 13, 2004