The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
by blunas December 20, 2010
Get the Dork Bumps mug.by Ramalamham August 28, 2005
Get the fun bumps mug.While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
by NCKnobster April 2, 2011
Get the Nippola Bumps mug.1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.
Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.
by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009
Get the drunk bumps mug.Goosebumps that occur out of empathetic embarrassment.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
When one person witnesses another person commit an act of such severe social discord the first person will become embarrassed on behalf of the offending person. When the embarrassment manifests itself as goosebumps, this is known as tard bumps.
The surface area of the body covered in tard bumps determines the severity of the case, measured by three specific states: 1.)Tard bumps on some area of the body, usually the arms or back of the neck.
2.) Full Body Tard Bumps wherein the entire body is covered in tard bumps.
3.) Tard Bump Seizure, wherein the case is so severe that the body actually convulses and one must remove themselves from the offending site, drink heavily or at the very least, close one's eyes.
Tard bumps frequently occur during amateur sporting events, courting scenarios, any time a person uses a british accent, anything involving stage actors, any scenario in which high-fiving is the most frequent cooperative gesture and any scenario in which one person attempts to fit in through misguided and energetic means.
P1. (Singing loudly while high-fiving and making eye contact) You got mud on yo' face, big disgrace, kicking yo can all over the place!
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
P2. (To P3.) Let's get out of here, this dude is giving me serious tard bumps
P1. (Still singing) We will, we will, ROCK YOU!
P3. Yeah, if he does another air guitar solo I'm going to have a fucking tard bump seizure.
by vranizan February 24, 2010
Get the tard bumps mug.by tigerlily69 October 10, 2009
Get the Brump mug.A word used to describe a girl that either looks extremely ghetto or extremely fabulous, but never ghetto-fabulous. The mystery remains in the word
by SaltforSuga November 20, 2011
Get the Bumpshin mug.