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Bronsexual 

Any Individual that dickrides or is a bandwagon fan of Lebron James. They will make outrageous claims that Lebron is the best player of all time without proper proof or evidence. Most times they can’t even uplift Lebron without downplaying another player. They also tend to make excuses for ALL of Lebrons shortcomings they will even go as far say “you don’t know basketball” if you don’t agree that Lebron is the best.
“If Lebron won some more rings he will be better than Jordan no debate”
“But if Jordan has more rings wouldn’t he be better?”
“Idk man Bron faced some tough competition”
“You’re for sure a Bronsexual”
Bronsexual by H.Benson June 19, 2018
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Bronsexual 

Someone who physically can't get an errection or ejaculate without thinking about LeBron James
"Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of LeBron James above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remebered LeBron James changed his number to number 6 for Space Jam 2 and came everywhere... and thats when I realised I am Bronsexual"

Brosexuality

1) Having to do with, or specifically relating to the relationship between bros, usually followed with an awknowledgment of the moment having been, no homo.

2) Referring to the sexual orientation of an individual and/or group of broski.
Michael: Love ya James.

James: You too bro.

April: It's nice to see you've come to terms with your brosexuality Michael.

Michael: James, no homo. April, go make me a sandwich.

Burrsexual 

Adjective; Attracted to females, males, and coconuts.
That coconut is looking hot! I think I might be Burrsexual..
Burrsexual by obnoxious carrot December 3, 2019
Brasexual: when you feel sexually attracted to arms. It comes from the word Brazo in Spanish meaning arm.
Friend: *hugging arm* your arm is so soft I love it!
Me: Ummm... I think you're brasexual
Friend: ...
brasexual by ~Bumblebee <3 December 4, 2018
Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.
(1) Taneequah: Yo, Shaneequah ain't gettin' none, so she went out to the mall and picked up 23 new outfits and a X-Box.

Sharonda: You trippin'. That bitch be buysexual all up in herrrrrrre.

(2) Chad: I say, I do believe Edward took Muffy out shopping for jewelry this past week-end, at the conclusion of which, she did give up the booty.

Sheldon: Mmm, QUITE the buysexual, wouldn't you say?
Word of the Day on May 5, 2011

Bronsexual 

1. A Bronsexual is a LeBron fan that goes way to far with it, 96% of Bronsexuals think LeBron James is the greatest of all time. Some Bronsexuals have Michael Jordan and Kareem outside of the top 3 all time spot.

2. Most if not 98% of Bronsexuals are delusional and don't give facts to support there claims of how LeBron James is the greatest of all time, or even top 5 all time.

3. Bronsexuals love LeBron James and will do anything to protect there king.

4. Barry is one of the biggest Bronsexuals

5. Made by @Le0verated on twitter
Another Bronsexual on the TL.
That Bronsexual is like the rest, a delusional one.
Bronsexual by Le0verated May 14, 2020