When you tie gag your girlfriend give her a necklace murder her family in front of her and then fuck her in the ass.
Bro I Bruce wayned my girl last night.
by Moca starfish September 22, 2020
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Bruce Wayne.

(1) Batman.

(2) Slang for "brew swayin'". The act of swaying around after a few brews, or the man who does so.
(1) FACT: The Green Hornet & Kato kicked Batman & Robin's ass -- on the BATMAN TV show.

(2) Andy and Barney like to take Otis out drinking with them, because he entertains everyone with his Bruce Wayne walk, and his Bud Wiser talk. Later his speech degenerates to Bud Wisecracker, and, eventually, Bud Stupider, until he stumbles himself into the jail cell and passes out for a good night's sleep on a vomit soaked cement floor.
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A man at home who has rafters or something he can hang upside down from masturbates on himself.
I was home after my date canceled so I ended up "doing the Bruce Wayne"
by Evolewshun August 11, 2007
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Someone who adopts a lot of children. A serial adopter.
This is the 5th kid you’ve adopted this week, calm down you’re being a Bruce Wayne
by deeznutsupyourmum September 10, 2021
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As badass a name as Bruce Lee for a kid, Bruce Wayne was a guy who could destroy a dojo, building, alleyway, or city full of motherfuckers. Bruce Wayne was a legend, ninja, billionaire playboy and firefighters all in one. He had state of the art gadgets, explosive powders, money, cars, and a suit that could stop about anything but point blank shots. He came closer to flying than Bruce Lee did.
Bruce Wayne was a one man army funded by himself. If he was real, he's be whooping ha rules ass worse than tupac would if he was alive.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2019
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