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Bruce Campbell 

The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.
Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!

Oh how come?

He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.
Bruce Campbell by ihfdayton August 6, 2008

Bruce Campbell 

Bruce Campbell is pwning your right now.
Bruce Campbell by Shin November 9, 2003

Bruce Campbell 

Nerds worship him, women love him, did I mention nerds worship him?
People at www.superherohype.com/forums are obsessed with bruce campbell.
Bruce Campbell by Spidey_Freak November 3, 2003

bruce campbell 

Evil dead 1,2 and army of darcknees wrote a book chin to rule the world wat more is there 2 say
bruce campbell has a chin to rule the world
bruce campbell by biggame September 28, 2005

Bruce Campbell 

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.
"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."