Brown·back \ˈBrown·backing\ Brown·backer
1) A sex act allegedly illegal in the state of Kansas involving unprotected anal sex where santorum remains on penetrating penis and then without washing the santorum off engaging in anal sex once again or coitus usually causing infection in the woman’s vagina.
I really brownbacked myself when I gave may girl an infection and now we can't have sex for weeks.
a : one that brownbacks is unwittingly masochistic
b : to act in one way that screws you up later on
2) The governor of Kansas
Capitalized, usually disparaging especially formerly : a Governor Brownback whom brownbacks for a voting minorities support.
transitive verb
: to drive down so as to penetrate : thrust irresponsibly into your partner causing harm for the entirety.
: to move legislation, policy points from your bullypulpit that creates problems by catering to your bases lowest common denominator
: to formally bankrupt your ethical/moral standing by acting inconsiderate, callous and indifferate to a group or social structure that inevitably you/your party will depend on later on.
Middle English brownbacken
First Known Use: 15th century
Sir Isaac willed a brownbacken situation for himself when he had affairs with King Henry VIII first wife
Antonyms
Altruistic Competence
Noun
: an act of unwittingly unremorseful, ignorant disregard of consequences to others or oneself
: to form a hole or cause self-harm while also hurting others
1) A sex act allegedly illegal in the state of Kansas involving unprotected anal sex where santorum remains on penetrating penis and then without washing the santorum off engaging in anal sex once again or coitus usually causing infection in the woman’s vagina.
I really brownbacked myself when I gave may girl an infection and now we can't have sex for weeks.
a : one that brownbacks is unwittingly masochistic
b : to act in one way that screws you up later on
2) The governor of Kansas
Capitalized, usually disparaging especially formerly : a Governor Brownback whom brownbacks for a voting minorities support.
transitive verb
: to drive down so as to penetrate : thrust irresponsibly into your partner causing harm for the entirety.
: to move legislation, policy points from your bullypulpit that creates problems by catering to your bases lowest common denominator
: to formally bankrupt your ethical/moral standing by acting inconsiderate, callous and indifferate to a group or social structure that inevitably you/your party will depend on later on.
Middle English brownbacken
First Known Use: 15th century
Sir Isaac willed a brownbacken situation for himself when he had affairs with King Henry VIII first wife
Antonyms
Altruistic Competence
Noun
: an act of unwittingly unremorseful, ignorant disregard of consequences to others or oneself
: to form a hole or cause self-harm while also hurting others
slang
a : to fuck ones self without regard: I really brownbacked it at the airport when I propositioned a cop in the next toilet stall
b : screwing up royally by not covering your tracks: Karl really was a brownback when he let that male prostitute stay over at the White house without signing in.
c : denying the point: Anthony really was brownbacking it yesterday when he said it wasn't his penis in the picture.
a : to fuck ones self without regard: I really brownbacked it at the airport when I propositioned a cop in the next toilet stall
b : screwing up royally by not covering your tracks: Karl really was a brownback when he let that male prostitute stay over at the White house without signing in.
c : denying the point: Anthony really was brownbacking it yesterday when he said it wasn't his penis in the picture.
by Pericles37 February 13, 2015
Receiving rectal intercourse while master bating to homophobic Politian’s justify their position based upon religious beliefs on Television.
by Greenwind February 18, 2015
Screwing oneself with a personally influenced and recently enacted legal statute or executive order.
The Governor of Kansas was really brownbacking himself when he rescinded LGBT protections in the state.
by Joe K Smith Jr the two February 12, 2015
When a person smears fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who cut all funding for the arts in his state
After screwing over all the children in Kansas because now they no longer have an arts program, Governor Brownback decided to Brownback himself and masturbate.
by explodemasterkushlazer June 05, 2011
When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.
Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.
by Offical outrage February 12, 2015
When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.
My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday
by eudoxus408 February 13, 2015
screw yourself over with your own statute and then smear fecal matter all over another person's back for sexual enjoyment
Gov. Brownback got brownbacked when he tried to defend his law allowing discrimination against LGBT citizens.
by jon stewart's other wife February 12, 2015