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brown bag special

a paper bag with "one night stand" essentials. condoms, lube, etc.
i went to a convenience store and went to the counter and asked for the 'brown bag special' and the lady gave me a dirty look...that whore.
brown bag special by depraevd January 30, 2004

Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass
LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special
Brown bag special by sean May 18, 2003

brown-bag special 

when someone(male/female) has a bangin body but they face look like they need a brown bag over it
"damn.... he/she is a brown-bag special i'll he/or she wit tha lights off"
brown-bag special by honeydipin December 15, 2006

Brown-Bag Special 

When someone shits the bed and rolls around in it. They then deny that they did it, but everyone knows who done it. His name was Kyle Davis. His name was Kyle Davis.
Kyle Davis took a shit in the bed and rolled around in it to create a brown-bag special!
Brown-Bag Special by Setherd June 18, 2009

Brown-Bag Special 

The Brown-Bag Special is when a man sits on the toilet with his partner in his lap. The partner takes a shit and it slides between his legs and against his nut sack, leaving it stained brown, before hitting the water.
She sat on my lap in the bathroom and proceeded to give me a Brown-Bag Special

Brown Body Bag Special 

used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.
"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "

"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"