brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

by jtregoat October 29, 2008

broral

The act of one bro sucking off another bro. Typically, when one frat boy is feeling down and out for whatever reason, a male friend will be kind enough to step up and offer broral. Often perceived as a homosexual act by those who are ignorant as to the entirely non-sexual bond that two straight bros can share.

Brad: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me. Said I spent too much time out drinking with my bros and not enough time with her.

Chad: Man, to hell with that bitch. I know what'll cheer you up. Go sit on that couch real quick.

Brad: Dude, bro, whats goi- OHHHH YEEEAAAHHH BRORAL!.

Chad: I'll even swallow to show you how tight we are. I'm not gay or anything, though.

Brad: Oh yeah, that goes without saying. Now keep sucking.

by PrawnGuy March 2, 2012

Broracle

A mystic bro, endowed with supernatural party-locating abilities.

Dude, Mike always knows where the parties are at; he's a fucking broracle!

by Henry the Silent November 2, 2008

sa brura

"sa brura" is a Norwegian word for "That's what she said". "sa brura" means "said the bride".
It's often used after quotation marks (see the example).

You can add words after "sa brura", or "said the bride" like in the examples.

English
"Hygiene is important for me."
- said the bride, and picked a booger
Norwegian
"Hygiene er viktig for meg."

- sa brura, og pellet en buse
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English
"No, you're putting it in the wrong whole!"

- said the bride
Norwegian
"Nei, du putter den i feil hull!"

- sa brura

by Jan Kristian June 12, 2013

brogrammer

Pejorative adjective for computer programmers or others with a technical skill-set that adhere to a "bro" or "cool" culture, often obnoxiously so.

This phenomenon arose circa 2010 when the proliferation of popular tech-themed movies such as "21", "The Social Network", and "Iron Man" and tech-celebrities such as Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg glamorized technical skills. As such those who often grew up as socially repressed outcasts or "nerds" due to their academic or technical aptitude and social ineptitude now found themselves in socially desirable class of society. This incited a once repressed demographic to become much more socially active despite social cluelessness, resulting in an obnoxious culture that tends to mimic stereotypical "jock", "bro", or "cool" culture in combination with the egotism, insensitivity, and terrible humor of "nerd" culture.

"That guy who said 'Erlang is bitchingly fast' is such a brogrammer"

by smaker November 2, 2016

brouhaha

A high degree of activity caused by some controversy in a group of people. Can refer to social, political or physical activity related to the controversy.

A brouhaha is larger than a kerfuffle.

They got into a fight at the pub arguing over that last goal. It turned into a real brouhaha.

The issue is causing quite a brouhaha on Parliament hill.

by Love February 10, 2005

Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

by IBrock March 10, 2011