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Brothelwaffle

1)The hesitation before entering a brothel.

2)A waffle cooked inside a brothel.
Person 1: Come on man, let's go!
Person 2: I don't know if I'm going in..
Person 1: Haha, Person 2 is having a brothelwaffle!!

Wife:I can't believe you went to a brothel!
Husband: I just wanted my brothelwaffles...
by meowfulcopter March 25, 2009
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bretzel

A biscuit shaped like a wide knot. Often accompanied by beer. Presently at war with the pretzel. Only difference between the two is a letter.
These bretzels are making me thirsty.
by myfras July 2, 2012
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Briggsy Brothel

A type of Brothel worked by only the oldest, ugliest and most disease-riddled prostitutes. These women can't do business with regular clients as they are so repulsive no one would pay for them. Instead they are condemned to a Briggsy Brothel where only the oldest, ugliest and most disease-riddled clients go. Regular prostitutes won't do business with these clients as they are so repellant. Thus the Briggsy Brothel matches up hideous hookers with repulsive johns. The BB is such a niche profession that the hookers are frequently idle. These disused prostitutional wastes pass the time by exchanging treasured possessions such as genital warts and fanny slugs.
What's that building the Dwarf's entering?

Aah that'll be a Briggsy Brothel.
by Colin Cummerbund September 8, 2006
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brothel

hey u wana go to the terminal ave. brothel?
by yomama June 4, 2003
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brothel broth

A liquid mix of semen, vaginal fluid, and crack cocaine byproduct.
DO NOT DRINK THE BROTHEL BROTH.
by imgoingtohelltomorrow January 2, 2012
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Brothel Artist

For when you don't want to call someone a prostitute or a whore, etc... but you want to get your point across.
Maddie is a classy broad, but she's still a party animal at heart. She's such a brothel artist.
by LargeBlackenedGollum January 24, 2017
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brotellectual

‘Bros’, frat-boy types who get nuggets of information from members of the IDW(intellectual dark web) through podcasts and YouTube videos and end up believing they have a deep understanding of philosophical, economical, biological and psychological principals.
That dude was a marketing major but he’s been listening to a lot of Jordan Peterson so now he’s become a total brotellectual.
by Meldi July 22, 2018
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