brostoked

1. excitement of the bro variety
2. also a statement of affirmation
3. (can be used ironically)

"dude you hear about the hollister sale?"
"yeah man i'm brostoked"

"dude you wanna hit up that cod4"
"brostoked"

by downplay August 21, 2009

broslovski

orginating from russia, this slang is used as a term of endearment for a close friend. typically used to get a bros attention when he is acting out of line, or is unaware of the situation at hand.

guy one: "hey broslovski, you need to slow your fucking roll."
guy two: "my bad!"

person: "let's go play donkey kong, broslovski!"
broslovski: "fuck yeah let's go play donkey kong!"

by chadbrochill44 May 6, 2010

the brossover

dude that balls up and doesn't talk to girls

The brossover is the goat. I get hard looking at his acne covered face

by superweeniehuTjr October 23, 2017

the brossover

someone who plays basketball and destroys thots on the daily. can and will break your ankles with his killer brossover. had a lot of acne

Did you see the Brossover break that guys ankles and destroy that thot at the same time?

by camszen May 24, 2018

Brostone

A bet between bro's are automatically set in brostone

Tommy: I don't know if I can drink sixteen shots of tequila man.

Barney: Dude, you can't back out on this bet. It's set in brostone!

by Crappinbrix December 19, 2014

Brosovski

Brosovski is a common used word among bro's. Some bro's think that the word "Brolo" so they came up with an even extremer version of it. Is often used when talking to more than one bro at the same time.

Bro1: Yo, whassup, Bro's and Brosovskies!
Bro2: Brooo
Bro3: Ye, Bro

by ICreep17E June 7, 2018

brostorming

Bunch of average white guys brainstorming a convoluted solution to a complex problem while ignoring the simple obvious solution right under the noses

"Peak brostorming: Pontificating on how your industry is collapsing while continuing to pay executive salaries and golden parachutes in the tens of millions of dollars."
"I'm on an earnings call with all white men and they are brostorming how to increase profit margins - meanwhile Taylor Swift's tour is the biggest earning tour in history. INVEST IN WOMEN."

by lithasblot August 14, 2024