Bromance

Two straight guys that say I love you to each other while sober

If they joke about fucking each other they're probably in a bromance.

by 37Anonymous37 December 29, 2019

Bromancipated

When a group of bros, men, homeboys, or otherwise friends are able to convince one of the bros intimate other into allowing him to go out for the evening, thus freeing him from his woman's bonds.

Ryan's girl would not allow him to go out until his friends showed up and bromancipated him from being forced to watch chick flicks all night.

by John Soviet July 13, 2013

Broman Empire

The mass nation of Bro's, Broski's, Broseph's, Brotato's, or anything of the like.

Non-Bro: Dude whats going on?

Bromander: The gathering of the Broman Empire

by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

Brommando

A Brommando is a tactical unit of Bros or an individual Bro that helps other Bros out when they're in a situation that is turning into a total Brotastrophy.

Brommandoes are simply dedicated Bros that is always there for you when it gets complicated.

"Yo dude, only the Brommando can fix this party"

"The Brommando saved the party from turning into a bropocalypse"

"The Brommando must've entered the TESTOSTERZONE or something because he made everyone so PSYCHED!"

by Bromang April 15, 2010

Bromance

The complicated relationship shared between two straight guys. It describes (one of) the highest levels of friendship that two guys can have without being gay.

Example of a Bromance: Troy and Abed from the tv show 'Community'.

by GirkinSquirter January 17, 2014

Brosage

The act of giving your bro a massage after a tense day at work or the gym. Two dudes rubbing each other just to help out.

Camman: Yo Bridawg your shoulders look all tense today why don't you hop off that forklift and let me give you a brosage.

Bridawg: Dude, I thought you'd never ask. Brosage me up.

by Nerdcore89 November 3, 2011

brosaff

Brosaff is another name used for the name “Joseph”, and when one is called this they are referring that one has autism or mentally ill.

Oh my god Richard you’re such a brosaff for getting that easy question wrong!

by MCD—- July 4, 2019