cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009

brooking

A form of entertainment similar to cow tipping. It involves walking along a small creek with an unwitting companion, who is then shoved headlong into the drink. There seems to be an entire think tank devoted to the subtle art named The Brookings Institution. Visitors from Urban neighborhoods are often subjected to this chilling dip.

Janice could not wait to make out with James, but before they could get to the boathouse, he had brooked her. It was her first brooking. They say you never forget your first one.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

corn brooming

v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.

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This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.

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Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.

by gnostic1 November 6, 2011

brooding

Thinking gloomily about something, ruminating anxiously or regretfully about something.

Cruelly treated by life, Elphaba grew up into a fierce, brooding young woman.

by Lorelili September 25, 2005

Broofing

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.

Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.

by TardBird October 8, 2010

Brooking Yourself

When you get turned on, and you touch yourself. Sometimes you get turned on and you can't always depend on someone else. So handle it yourself. As heard on One Tree Hill.

I saw you brooking yourself. It was the weirdest moment of my life.

by Lissie A. April 25, 2006

Brooding

What Ryan Atwood of the OC, spends 90% of his time doing.
aka
sitting quietly, and looking angry.

Seth: She's (Marissa) meant to be crying and he's (Ryan) meant to be brooding.

by Samuel Mottershaw April 14, 2008