Brooks

He will do anything you tell him too. He pissed in his shoe and drank it. Just to hear someone say something he already knew... stupid.

Pee in your shoe and drink it brooks.

by BlockedSphinx02 July 10, 2020

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

Brooks

To not have your call answered or see messages with blue ticks and no response

OMG. Did she Brooks me ? I've only messaged her 235 times without a reply

by BwanaChris April 4, 2018

Brooks

A lady who often laughs uncontrollably at obscene jokes.

A very strange person who has a sense of humour that no homosapien will ever understand.

'Brooks' - A man walked into a bar - Laughs uncontrollably.

by The one and only Iron maan October 28, 2013

Brooks

Everything about this person is slightly off, but you can never quite put your finger on what it is. A Brooks is generally known to convert straight white males into homosexuals. A Brooks eats at about 50dB (never in public). Brooks may or may not work for the NSA.

Give me your body Brooks!

by doyoulikethat May 9, 2018

Brooks

Usually a really dumb person with a small penis.

Who was that guy.

Oh hes just a brooks

by Lilbill May 16, 2015

Brooks

1) Leather bicycle saddle of ancient origin. Chronically hard and ill-fitting, although this fact is denied vociferously by the cogniscenti in the Retro Grouch and Fixie Hipster crowd who prefer to roll old school.

Yep, my Brooks saddle is nice and broken in. It only took two seasons! Too bad the last one got stolen off of my fixie. At least they left the rest of the bike.

by WheezerMF August 14, 2009