A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.
Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.
Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).
Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.
Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.
It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.
TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.
Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).
Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.
Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.
It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.
TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.
C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.
E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.
C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.
E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
by TehBenus April 28, 2012
by bryce chung November 26, 2017
a skool whea the street smart n academically gifted ppl go, usually compared to stuy, and iz better then stuy in many ways including the fact that some of us have lifes
I go to brooklyn tech
by DA QUeen OV QUEENS November 07, 2006
One of the smelliest and dirtiest schools out there, filled with crapass teachers that don't educate and security guards that are more overweight than the majority of the obese midwestern population of america.
Not to mention, most of the students follow the same dress-code - $10 nike bags, oversized shirts, north face bags and jackets, tims and jordans.
For a school intended to be attended by "some of the most intelligent students in New York City and the country," there is a real lack of "intelligent" beings.
Also, a school that constantly has fires, fire drills and emergency evacuation procedures - in which you run out of the classroom and stand in the hallway where the MOST ANNOYING sound in the entire universe blasts in your ears, while the school could be bombed and all lifeform in the smelly building is blown up into smithereens because the stupid principal doesn't understand the concept of how bombs can blow out windows in the walls of the hallways.
A school that has fights occur in it everyday.
A school run by an obese black man who claims to be a "Doctor," but actually has an over-the-internet doctorate for music.
A school run by this obese black man who has allegedly sexually abused faculty, staff and students.
Not to mention, most of the students follow the same dress-code - $10 nike bags, oversized shirts, north face bags and jackets, tims and jordans.
For a school intended to be attended by "some of the most intelligent students in New York City and the country," there is a real lack of "intelligent" beings.
Also, a school that constantly has fires, fire drills and emergency evacuation procedures - in which you run out of the classroom and stand in the hallway where the MOST ANNOYING sound in the entire universe blasts in your ears, while the school could be bombed and all lifeform in the smelly building is blown up into smithereens because the stupid principal doesn't understand the concept of how bombs can blow out windows in the walls of the hallways.
A school that has fights occur in it everyday.
A school run by an obese black man who claims to be a "Doctor," but actually has an over-the-internet doctorate for music.
A school run by this obese black man who has allegedly sexually abused faculty, staff and students.
by Squishy's Master July 10, 2004
A prison like shool located within the borough of Brooklyn.(no shit). This prison like type of a school contains roughly 6000 students. The school lacks air conditioning and other facilities that you'd expect from a typical high school. Combine the lack of proper funding with the sheer amount of idiots who somehow scored high enough on the SHSAT, and the end result is this hell house. On top of all this, a lot of the Staff are inconsiderate. This school is filled with a lot of good and bad teachers that you'll have. Some of them do their jobs properly, while others are college professors teaching a high school class, and others are simply down right stupid and involve politics and other irrelevant topics within the classroom environment. Despite all this, this school offers a wide variety of clubs available. And, if you feel stressed out at any given time, just go to the 6th floor bathroom and smoke a blunt. If you dont get caught, good. Otherwise, head over to Fort Greene Park.
by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 05, 2018
by annducky September 16, 2020
A waste of time. The only reason to go is to waste tyme. Stupid teachers, half of them older then rosa parks been in three wars n still talk about it to this day. The girls are terrible. These bitches are mad ugly like 5% of the girlz are decent n 2% are worth tlkin to. Yea theres fights, durin the year of 03-04 there was plenty. There was sum fires too. Niqqaz go in and cant wait to get out.
Jus shouin out to da class of 06' n niqqas that suppose to go 06' but dnt ya betta get out by 08' if not they gunna sen u pakin n e wayz. its matt aka dat microwave cuz i heat up e z. shout out to all ya niqqas i no. shawties holla at me.
by ill leave u wit matt.121. August 11, 2004