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To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.
When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.
bronk by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009
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Person having some form of sexual relationship with his computer.
bronk by shalbo March 2, 2005
Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis
GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!
Bronk by Bronkitis March 23, 2009
When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!
friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp
Bronk by savagepuspus March 5, 2018
Fuck you bronk.
bronk by devishsparky October 27, 2020
your puff died? thats bronk af
bronk by izzi801 December 12, 2020