Bronk

Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.

"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"

by Jon-Jon Bon'Que'Que February 19, 2010

bronk

To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.

When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.

by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009

bronk

Person having some form of sexual relationship with his computer.

Bronk likes dutch trannies!!!

by shalbo March 2, 2005

Bronk

Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis

GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!

by Bronkitis March 23, 2009

Bronk

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

bronk

its Brooke but a annoying piece of shit.

Fuck you bronk.

by devishsparky October 27, 2020

bronk

bad

your puff died? thats bronk af

by izzi801 December 12, 2020