Bromst

The title of Dan Deacon's March 2009 released LP.

"When a dragon wakes up and he's not horny but there is a distinct possibility of him becoming horny." -Deacon

He woke up bromst with out a place to spread his fire.

by DDah March 17, 2009

Bromstad

Home of the Bromstad Gangsta Folk Nation (BGFN), the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway

Fuckin' hell, i'm not goin' to Bromstad, that's the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway!

by John Stewards March 21, 2007

Bromosexual

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.

Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?

by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008

Brampton Broomstick

An incident were a girl was using a broom stick on her washing machine to help herself get off. Then she heard her mom coming down the stairs of her house, and jumped off the washing machine and impaled herself on the broomstick.

Did you hear about the Brampton Broomstick incident ?
Yah I heard R.I.P Jackie Salazar "Pray signs"

by Habsley November 18, 2019

Lil Broomstick

Lil Broomstick, AKA Young Cash Register. Made his debut on July 17, 2017 with his song Swept Up. Ever since that song, he has gained hundreds of millions of fans, got a feature from Baku, and even won a grammy. He truly is an inspiring person, and many people look up to him as a father they never had. One of his best lines from Swept Up was, "Yuh Yuh Ok Yuh Aye Yuh" Truly inspiring. And lately a song got leaked named "clouted up" (The one featuring Baku) The best line from that was "I wanted pizza BONELESS, But dem bitches kept the BONE IN, I'm clouted up, I keep it 99 then I round it up.) As you can see, This man truly is inspiring to the world.

Lil Broomstick: Aye Yuh Yuh Yuh
Everyone: BRUH THIS SHIT IS FIREEEEE!!!!

by I_Like_Memes696969 August 8, 2020

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

bromosexual

A unique and powerfull relationship amongst bros that words cannot define.

"Hey are those guys gay." "Nah man, they're just bromosexuals."

"I love you man. I don't know whats going on, I think I might be going bromo for you.."

by AGBoss May 12, 2009