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Bromotion

The act of taking a relationship with a male friend to the next level. This can be something as trivial as adding a friend to your buddy list on AIM once you realize that you actually give a crap about talking to him. This could also be something as significant as giving your bro an actual promotion on the job front.
How'd you get that KM position?

Well the GM, Mark, is my boy, he gave me a bromotion.

Why is Kyle on your buddy list Cesar?

He says some pretty cool shit so I gave him a bromotion.
by instrumentoffear May 18, 2009
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bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.
Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.
by M Rockwell September 3, 2007
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Bromiscuous

The phenomenon of too many dudes hanging out at a social gathering, especially one in which alcohol is consumed in large quantities, without the presense of any chicks; drunk dudes at a sausagefest who start to blurr the lines between just being a "bro" and taking it a borderline homosexual level that starts to get weird
Mark: Dude, were you at Joe's party last weekend?

Neil: Yeah man. It was just Joe and all his weird friends from high school. They were starting to get a little bromiscuous man.

Mark: Like what?

Neil: It started out with some beer pong victory dance they were doing... and then Garrett licked Joe's nipple

Mark: ... thats pretty bromiscuous
by PatchesMcBalls December 11, 2010
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Brolio

A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.
by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015
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Bromitsfa

A Broish ceremony held to celebrate a bro reaching the age of Brodom, in which he is given the broligious responsibilities and duties of an adult bro.
Dude had his bromitsfa last week brah.
by Robstercraws December 10, 2009
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Bromophobia

When someone is afraid of or threatened by a friendship they see between two male friends.
Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.

OR

Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.
by female bromancer December 27, 2010
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bromeopathy

When you watch Tucker Carlson and believe your testosterone levels are down and that's what's caused all the ills in the world (including Obama's election), so you try to find a solution, which is to tan your testicles (and eventually get testicular cancer).
Bro, we need some bromeopathy, let's get our testicles tanned together!
by Seattle's Finest Lobster April 19, 2022
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