Birkenstocks

Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.

Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!

Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?

Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!

by Gamelockedtight March 27, 2009

BIRKENSTOCKS

Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.

Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!

Me too!

by birklover November 23, 2021

birkenstocks

Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.

Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

birkenstocks

lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear

Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”

by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

birkenstocks

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

by surely February 9, 2005

birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 19, 2015

birkenstocks

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

by _thm July 13, 2004