by Seth Zampi February 27, 2008
Get the brofessormug. Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."
Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010
Get the Brofessor Oakmug. It's important to have a brofessor in one's life who helps you live fully and not just survive the world.
by PRS-BROFESSOR May 6, 2025
Get the Brofessormug. Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
by PRS-BROFESSOR April 7, 2025
Get the Brofessormug. The Brofessor is the older "bro" that teaches a young buck 17-19 the art of GAINZ this man is a gym vet who is taking you to your first festival but not before you polish that rig.
by Chest size > pens size July 4, 2020
Get the Brofessormug.