brotail

A ponytail on a dude.
Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)

Bro #1: "Hey, how long has Andy been going to art school for?"
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."

by CaptainJesse February 21, 2010

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brofile

brofile (v.) - to profile a young male as a dude-bro based on surface attributes such as hairstyle, clothing, and vocal affliction

Dude, that hipster bitch totally brofiled me. Fuck her, she was ugly anyway!

by bodussy78 January 5, 2010

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Brofailssional

One who attempts to be a "Bro" so hard and on such a regular basis, you know it must be a full-time gig for them. Unfortunately for the Brofailssional, they miserably fail at the attempts and just wind up looking dumber than an actual Bro. In other words, a Bro who is a professional at failing. Typically the guy at parties who shows up by himself uninvited, nobody knows who they are, and when he tries to wedge himself into a crowd of people like hes their best BRO ever, they tell him to fuck off. He responds by calling them a faggot or trying to start a fight before moving onto the next group and repeating the process. Usually carries a half cup of pisswater beer around for hours without drinking it, generally brags about how much weed they smoke and how much pussy they get, even though they didnt show up with a girl OR any weed to share.

"Look at that dork over there wearing the sideways hat, thug T-shirt, saggy pants and skater shoes. Hes been going around the party all night calling everyone BRO, and when people tell him to fuck off he calls them a FAGGOT and moves onto the next group."

"Yeah, he didnt show up with any friends of his own, I dont think anyone knows him, and hes been carrying around the same half-full red plastic cup of Miller Lite for hours. What a brofailssional."

by zeromus255 October 17, 2011

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Brofile pic

This is the picture posted as the default profile picture on any social media website, i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc., that is a picture of a "bro" with his shirt off flexing in the mirror, or flexing on the beach.

"I just uploaded my new brofile pic, check out how big my muscles look in the mirror."

"Take a picture of me on the beach so I can set it as my brofile pic to show off my abs."

"Eh breh, it's time to hit the gym to get that brofile pic for the ladies."

by Little Red Capone October 6, 2012

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Bromail

Offering to take the fall for something that someone else did, but only if they give you something in return. Blackmailing a bro to be a bro.

Coined by reddit user u/doesthisonework1 based on post by u/DominionGhost

"I was 17 and my truck got a ticket from one of those photo rader things for driving like 40km/h over the speed limit. Mom was furious with me, 'HOW DARE YOU DRIVE LIKE A MANIAC I RAISED YOU BETTER' and all that. But I wasn't driving that day, my dad had borrowed my truck for something. I asked him how much it was worth it to him for me to not tell mom about that little fact knowing that she'd turn on him with the fury of an angry mama bear."

"And that's how I bromailed my dad into buying me a new HDTV."

by AhhGetAwayRawr November 14, 2018

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