Brodeism

The religion of all bro's . It is a combination of the holly word ,,bro,, and the ,,deism,, as in God.

Brodeism is the religion after which all bros should live by.

by FilipOfMacedon March 10, 2010

Bridieisum

You need 3 people to start a religion i am now your god u now worship me one of my parables is “a beautiful young woman (me) was walking down the stairs to get food then we ate it “ the morel behind it is we need food and care for your belly things we don’t Believe in : exercise , things that involve moving thats not walking to the fridge things we do believe in : sleeping in till 2 pm , not getting out of bed , having unlimited cups of teas . Thank you all for helping me (bridie mae smith ) start off my religion called bridieisum

I believe in bridieisum

by Hi.bye.hi October 20, 2020

Brodism

The religion of Bro's. The Church of Sainted Bro's is the only church in the world that practices the teaching of the great and only Brosph Christ. It is legend that Brosph lives in the deep jungles of Cabo and rides his golden jet-skis through the rivers giving rides to bro's for century's.

Gabe: I just joined the Sainted Church of Brodism, would you like to join me in a trip to Cabo.

Shaun:MY BRO, CABO..........jetskis?

Gabe: And bitches, don't forget the Bitches.

by Mormonfox May 4, 2013

brodyism

The act of giving no fucks

I converted to brodyism after I learned of my failed abortion.

by BrodyOP June 21, 2016

Brodies

An Australian unit of measure, for describing the size of space in people size.

It's a bit small but I think we could fit 5 Brodies in there

by Yarndi December 5, 2020

brodies over whoadies

synonym to bro's over hoes. Made Famous by the California rap duo Audio Push in their song "Girls are Like Busses " .

Girl:

"Hey baby dont go out with the guys tonight, we can watch Lifetime and cuddle"

Dude:

"Hell naw girl, you must be out of yo skull. You know its brodies over whoadies"

by Split the Blunt March 16, 2010

bowieism

the unwavering, unbreakable worship of david bowie. he is our master and has really kool eyes. he will rise again at the end of time and bring good music back to the earth. he will obliderate: gays, french people, the country of france, 50 cent, people who write krappy books, child molesters, fat chicks, n' the french language. some branches are queenism n' nine-inch nailism n' pretty much anyone that david bowie made a song with... ism

non-bowieist: i wish i was a bowieist, cuz' i dont wanna die at the end of time
bowieist: *kicks non-bowieist in the sack n' laughs, saying...*"u suck, n u kant join bowieism cuz' you're .00000000000001% french"

by nik doyle February 15, 2006