Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

brovasion

An invasion of bros.

There were so many bros on the river yesterday, it was a total brovasion.

by KL83 July 20, 2014

Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.

Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!

by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011

brocation

A vacation taken by a male amongst his best male friends, participating in typical male activities. Much like a bachelor party, however, a brocation does not require a specific reason or purpose.

Dude, are you going to make the brocation? We're going to the ranch for the weekend to shoot guns, drink booze, ride dirt bikes, and eat some steaks.

by Dangry November 29, 2007

boccasionally

Boss+Occasionally. When you occasionally do something like a boss.

I boccasionally slap people in the face.

by jenny_4th September 9, 2011

brosuasion

brosuasion- when you need your bros to persuade you to go out to the bar, club, big game or whatever it might be. Everything from party's to jumping on a grenade....

Friend 1........My girl is coming over tonight bro or i would come out with you. She is a for sure thing.

Friend 2........ Bro we have 3 girls lined up who are ready to rock.

Friend 1........ Thats all the brosuasion I need!!! Lets go i'll be ready in 30!

by Jaworski, Fassoth October 27, 2011

brocursion

Having your idea completely ignored by a group, then later repeated by someone else in the group.
After which, that person who repeated what you said gets credit for your idea, and is met with wild acceptance.

I explained a workaround for a known bug, and heard nothing but a room full of crickets.
Twenty minutes later, Eric re-explained my workaround as if it were his idea, and the room lit up with excitement.
It was at that point, I realized that I was another victim of brocursion.

by Ricdiablo June 7, 2021