Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

Brobeam

Awesome Rocket League freestyler, best player ever. Known to have Rocketeer level, makes good passes and scores like a God.

Do you know Brobeam?
Yes, dude, saw him last night.

by poo1003 May 31, 2018

Brogle Male

The ultimate being, one above all, an absolute sex machine.

"Ayooo is that God?!?!"
"No. Thats a Brogle Male. *shits pants intensively*

by Shrigma Male October 12, 2021

Brobesity

When you and your bros decide to become obese together.

Cashier: welcome to Mcdonalds. How may I help you.
Bro 1: We're going into brobesity, so we'd like 36 big macs, 20 large fries.
Bro 2: And 2 DIET Cokes.

by Fatty69696969 August 14, 2012

Brablems

Problems with a bra.

Did you see that nip slip? She must be having brablems.

by Ham04 November 7, 2019

Brocle

A Brocle is a formation of Bros in a geometrically round figure; a group of bros living or sitting in a circle.

*There are rigorous tasks that must be accomplished to be considered a "brocle" of bros.

I live in Brocle 3, what about you?

by Bro-Star November 6, 2010

Milwaukee Broiler

Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.

Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.

by Tyberus January 3, 2010