brohista

a brother and a sister in one body.

"my brother got a sex change to become a girl."
"oh...."
"what do i call them now...my brother or my sister?"
"theyre a brohista."

by holdmeclosertonydanza September 8, 2006

broista

n. The word broista is derived from the Italian word barista which can be defined as a professional who is highly skilled in coffee preparation, with a comprehensive understanding of coffee, coffee blends, espresso, coffee equipment, maintenance, latte art, whipped cream, etc.

Since most Starbucks employees are female, barista is assumed to be feminine in nature. Thus Broista is derived to describe the rare male employee.

Synonyms: Dork, Fag, Loser, Virgin, Metrosexual, Pre-Op.

Dude, that barista at Starbucks was one ugly chick!

That wasn't a girl dumbass, that was some dude with long hair!

Ahh, a broista!

by ~Wootie August 18, 2008

Brosita

Typically a female who is a "bro" but can't really be a "bro" without being male. Brosita's are equal to Bro's and are also as Badass as them if not more. They do not drive lifted trucks as more or less Classic trucks like 1966 Chevy Pick-ups. They live their life the way they want and don't take shit from anyone. Pronounced "bro-seet-ah."

Dude, my girlfriend is such a Brosita. We we're playing Call of Duty when she got a 44 kill streak.

by Liz-Orion July 4, 2011

Broista

A gay male that's not really feminine but not really masculine. You don't want to call him your sister, but you want to call him your brother.

Is that Montrell? "Yes that's my Broista".

by ImJust_Jai August 21, 2016

Brosistant

A brosistant is a helpful companion that you can count on as you would count on your bro. They will go the extra mile and expect nothing in return. They will receive whatever you choose to give them in return for their brosistance but even without compensation they would still be there for you. Their joy is simply to see you doing well and flourishing. You can never be a burden to your brosistant. They've got your back always.

Talk show host: How come you are so calm and composed, don't have lots of difficult stuff to do?
Guest: One, word, "Brosistant". Ever since I found one life's been breezy. I truly recommend that everyone find one.

by Nyashils October 15, 2020

Brosister

Brusis . ter

Brusis .. is a girl that is a bro but a girl… you know the Homie… me and brosister are going to the store do you want to eat?

by I identify as invisible My pro December 20, 2023