Bristol is an acronym. It stands for: Being Really Intellectual Sexy Talented Obviously-beautiful Loving.
by Kolden April 8, 2011
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol is a south west England city that fancies itself as up-and-coming despite the fact that it is mainly inherited by braying ex-public school students and backward yokels. It has a long history of riots. It also has two football clubs with Rovers still being a bit shitter than City who have recently been relegated to League 1. The town centre is a scruffy, depressing little set of streets and the city has a tedious one way system. Outside of the city centre there are admittedly, some very handsome buildings but there's a shitload of fucking ugly ones too. Bristol's main problem is that it thinks it's much better than it is. Ultimately it's just a shitty little city with delusions of grandeur. Still, they've always got the Bristol Stool Scale - the official medical scale for categorising shit. Seems quite appropriate.
by DGuyReg December 12, 2013
Get the Bristolmug. One who wields a brown pistol; used as a slur for homosexuals, due to the reputed color of the member after a period of love making.
by Ben Hall August 30, 2007
Get the Bristolmug. One of the most racist cities in the United Kingdom. Only rivaled by places like Aberdeen, Scotland, and pretty much everywhere in Ireland. The worst place for a "coloured" person to settle in. Breeding ground for the BNP and a good number of neo-Nazis.
I went to Bristol for a job interview, and had to endure racial slurs from people passing by! I didn't get the job despite my extensive list of credentials, and friendly disposition. Instead I lost the job to a blond haired, blue eyed woman who could barely read.
by MaximusLeviticus September 1, 2007
Get the Bristolmug. bristol is a city in the southwest of England and the home of ket and raves. Most people go there to get smashed on a Saturday night. They have some of the best festivals, clubs and raves and the people are pretty chill too. You'll most likely find teens skating and smoking weed and uni students dressing poor.
by dannydevitoslefttoe May 8, 2020
Get the bristolmug. by Tizzle Sizzle June 9, 2003
Get the Bristolsmug. 