Famous in Brisbane and similar to the potato chip, the Brisbane Snack Pack is a sexual act, at the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out both barbecue and sweet chilli sauce, and proceeds to create a 'snack pack' on the females tits. This can either be consumed straight away, or left to dry if she is not yet hungry. Can also be combined with the strawberry milkshake for a well rounded meal.
Paul: Yo John, why you limpin?
John: I just gave Jenny a surprise Brisbane Snack Pack and she kicked me in the nuts.
John: I just gave Jenny a surprise Brisbane Snack Pack and she kicked me in the nuts.
by FilthyCurry69 June 1, 2018
Get the Brisbane Snack Pack mug.It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.
If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...
by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011
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Name for a smart and beautiful person who is always fun to be around, people with this name tend to make many people envious.
"Dude I met this girl last night, her name is Bristi, she was frickin awesome...I think I'm in love!"
by ^...^ July 24, 2009
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by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017
Get the bristol plymouth mug.A Mexican/Hispanic/Cuban/ some type of Latina girl who is funny and low key can get a lot of man hoes. She’s really pretty and has light brown eyes. She can be really fucking mean if you push her but is mostly like a mom. Caring and kind to people she likes. When she gets herself a bf she LOVES THEM UNTIL THEY SUFFOCATE IN KISSES. She literally laughs at everything and her laugh makes other people laugh, cuz she sounds like a honking goose. A lot of guys find her cute and she catches feelings really easily. She’s also like blind lmao. She never really pays any attention to anything unless you’re actually talking about something she’s interested in. She likes 90’s music and vibes out to that shit. She seems like the type of person to smoke but she doesn’t because she’s actually a good kid lol. Brissa in overall is just really weird and fun.
by hehe07 November 8, 2019
Get the Brissa mug.Brisa a latin girl. Shes a girl whos not afraid to tell you the truth. Shes a strong very pretty girl. Even though she can be an asshole she always has your back at the end. Any friend or boyfriend will be lucky to have her. You will never meet someone like her.
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by Jj_adam January 16, 2019
Get the Brisa mug.Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."
The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.
The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.
by KBLI September 11, 2009
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