Dan Brimson

Noncy man that's likes small children and has the incompetence of a spoon.

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Dan Brimson, he'll touch you up and put you in his freezer with the other dozen frozen kids, because he's a necropheliac."

Dan Brimson by Nutman187 February 14, 2020

Doyle Brunson 

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.

"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."

Doyle Brunson by Dan Adair August 30, 2005

The Dirty Branson 

When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.

1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?

Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?

2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.

Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?

The Dirty Branson by RPotter December 15, 2006

Doyle Brunson 

The term "Doyle Brunson" is used when referring to group sex that consists of 10 men and 2 women.

You should have came over last night. We only had 9 guys here. I was hoping you would show up so we could have a "doyle brunson" with my wife and her friend.

Doyle Brunson by Uncle Turdstains March 6, 2010

Download a Bronson 

To relieve ones self of an epic shit. Based on the popular character from 90s TV show Round the Twist.

That burrito sure was filling, I'm going to have to download a Bronson.

Download a Bronson by JohnnyMoustache May 13, 2018