brightism

A tall tale told by an individual where 100% of the content is total poppycock.

I heard an awesome BRIGHTISM today. This guy at the gym said he unleashed a colony of centipedes in his house to take care of the spider problem.

by Johnny Poopenstein July 22, 2009

Brightness cheating

The act of cheating in a video game by turning the brightness all the way up. Many view it as a crime against nature.

Guy #1: So have you, like, beat Bioshock yet?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I'm guilty of brightness cheating.

by Smorgashforgan January 21, 2011

Brights

The high-beams of you car's headlights.

"Jeez, that jagoff behind me has been driving with his brights on for the past five miles!"

by creedmoor August 14, 2006

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010

64 Brightness

code that refers to "the police" in certain parts of the west side of Huntersville. A part of the new language "whack"

Man you better get off the streets I heard the 64 Brightness was out tonight!

by bigdogletsgetit October 21, 2016