broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.

"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"

by 123sozloser December 15, 2019

just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded

a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.

Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.

by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021

broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

by iyatowa April 3, 2019

Bricc

Used to describe a muscular body type. Derived from "thicc," as in a body type that has fat dispersed in the most sexually appealing places of the body, "bricc" describes the proper level of musculature to be viewed as attractive to the individual. Describes the muscle as hard, like that of a brick. In short, like thicc, but with muscle instead of fat.

Commonly in reference to a type of anime waifu.

"I love me some thicc women." - Coomer 1

"I'm more partial to bricc women myself." - Coomer 2

"But have you seen ThiccBricc women?" - Coomer 3. The coomer of culture. Truly ascended. See r/ThickFit for examples.

by ShootinMyWayOut February 7, 2022

britcom

A British sitcom. Some excellent examples of britcoms are Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, AbFab, and (my personal favorite) Spaced.

"Did you hear that the britcom 'The Office' is coming out on DVD soon?"

by SnaggPDX November 28, 2004

Broccountability

A bond formed between bros; often realized when one bro says, "I've got your back bro". Broccountabilty is often found in gyms where bro's scultp together.

Ryan: Man I just love all the gruntswellin' weve been doing lately.

Ben: Yeah bra, the broccountability is off the chain.

by BenGordon October 25, 2011